So...Tell Me What You Dont Like About Yourself?...SHITTEST ENDING EVER!

TV WEEKLY REPORT

I don’t know about you lot but since the live episode of eastenders, the telly has REALLY began to grind my gears. There is nothing worth watching anymore! Thank God I’ve been continuing my daily dosage of watching South Park & The Office re-runs. Thursday evening was a very sad moment in ‘feezyvision’ viewing history......NIP/TUCK is over....OVER! HOWEVER I was NOT IMPRESSED for all the wrong reasons....lemme break it down for you.

Plain and simply, the ending was shit....FUCKING COMES OUT UR BUM LIKE PEDIGREE CHUM DIARRHOEA SHIT! How can the final and 100th episode be so rubbish....was the creator, Ryan Murphy trying to punish us cos the show was cancelled?.. Either way, it will be remembered like it never happened....USELESS....Lost in the mind frame! KMT I am not impressed and VERY DISAPPOINTED! The 70 something year old Japanese porn star didn’t even impress me....it was like they just rolled over and gave up! I for one, as a true fan of Nip/Tuck, would probably have been able to write a much better ending than that crap. Sad Times regardless, Nip/Tuck WILL be missed!

The final season of LOST has been bestowed upon us and quite frankly, IM LOST!...Confused.com/sotheydidntcrashtheplaneallthistimethen.org….I have never ever been so baffled watching this show but it looks like it’s happening bit by bit! And pussyhole Claire is sum militant axe murderer?...SHAMBLES!...Sticking with American Shows, Thank God HEROES is over……what a load of Shropshire Farm Fed Horses’ Piping Hot pile of shit!.....it has COMPLETELEY gone of the rails, in fact de-railed cannot justify how badly it all went wrong…Faaaaaack! And This Glee Bullshit is getting annoying now….WE NEED SUMMIN ELSE!!!!!

Back to the Home front, Eastenders….Ohhhh Eastenders…*shakes head*…So Billy is a thief YET AGAIN and nobody suspects such a tramp like himself, can be splashing out on crater faced carol?!?!!!!....I guess it’s time for the writers to pick up that pipe again and come out with new storylines cos it’s been OVERLY SHIT the last two weeks.

As for variety shows there’s nothing good worth watching, whether it was to be laughed with or laughed at, like Take Me Out For Example….Wow that show was shit but funny cos of the characters aka fame hunters and desperados and the loser guys that came down the elevator skanking like doinks! Who remembers that guy on the 1st episode with contacts, singing Ne-Yo, sorry, MARIO’s song ‘Let me love you’???...What A Plonker!....

Any who, I need to check out the Oscars and see if it was REALLY worth watching!

Till Next Week,

InaBit!

****Blast From The Past**** - Eastenders Was Alot!...Heres Wat i FULLY Hav 2 Say Bout It... (Thursday, 02 April 2009 at 21:18)

Eastenders Was Alot! Kinda Sad Still!...Danielle Da Doughnut Is Dead, Archie Isnt Her Dad, Peggy Gettin ANOTHER Divorce, Janines Goin Back 2 PEN, Stacy Is Still Sket 1#, Ronnie Needs 2 Stop Gettin TOO INTIMATE Wid Archie Das Narsty, Dat Alpha Romeo Is Gettin Written Off, Dotty is FEMALE DEVIL INCARNATE, IAN IS A REAL HUSTLER, JACK BRANNING IS LIVE COS HE'S BONED SISTERS NOW DEY FIGHTING OVA HIM, PHIL'S UNCLE IN LAW WAS BONING HIS CHIK SUZY, TANYA IS ALSO A WETTAZ COS SHE EASY...BOUT CRYING TURNING INTO LIPSIN...BOI SHE AINT MY CUP OF TEA BUT IF SHE'S CRYIN, I WILL TAKE ADVANTAGE!...PAT GOT DISSED BARE TYMS....BIG LESBO!...AND FINALLY BILLY IS AND WILL ALWAYS REMAIN A LOSER!!!

But on a serious level, i am slightly pissed off, Not for da fact da danielle da doughnut is dead....*and TRUST ME, i went to sky guide and read all synopsis up untill nxt week...she DEAD*...basically...after all dis wait,. ALL DA CRAP EPISODES, DUM TALK, STUPID RUMOURS, danielle didnt get 2 embrace the face that ronnie KNEW dat she was her mum!....Now ive seen ppls statuses about "writing letters to da bbc", "im boycotting eastenders", "im in tears, i hate da writers", "danielles not dead, she's in a coma, my frend told".....THINK ABOUT IT LOGICALLY....THEY GOT MAD RATINGS....DO U REALLY THINK THEY CARE BOUT WHAT PPL FINK WID DER EMAILS AND LETTERS??? and u sure well know dem O.A.P.S will be sending out morse code complaints to da bbc!.... either way, it was a big episode!...ive read dat certain man are crying n shit but boi! not me boi!!!...i was bussin up...FROM TYM SHE HAD DAT DEER HUNTIN LOOK WID DA LIGHT IN HER FACE...SHE CUDDA RUN!...DUM BITCH!...DA WELL DAS WAT HAPPENS WEN UR A DOUGHNUT!!!....

I kno ppl are gonna be lyk ....are frank ur excited, "well yes i am"...eastenders was exciting...ive waited all dis tym for dis storyline and it wasnt wat i fully expected *although i knew sum1 wud die ~fingers crossed nxt time for ricky~ i fort archie was gonna die*.....

please feel free to leave a comment...or jus read it if not...go away....or go watch hi nolly...there showin a really good film!....