The MOBO's...The High's and Lows...Most Importantly The Shambles!

Watching Manchester United Turn Around A Deficit To Win In The Champions League(UNITED), I Remembered I Had The Opportunity To Go To The MOBO's...I still would have liked to been there, but merely for the comedic spectacle it was. Twitter and Facebook was poppin off like a live commentary feed!....Now before i get down to the Lows and Shambolics Of The Awards, Let Me Mention The Highs...

I do not believe nor want the mobos to be cancelled! infact, it has been one of the better awards in recent years!...Big up the braveheart army, the best crowd at the mobos by far!... Very supportive and invovled with the theme of the show and the performances. Well Done Kanya King...However The Awards Overall Failed To Impress The Viewing Public Yet Again. Also what was up with dem fruity loopsy gymnasts stringing and floopsing all the way to the guest to present the awards??? Madness! At 1 point im not going to lie when i say that i wanted one of the breakdancers to drop when he handed over the vinyl results!.....The Biggest High's of the night for me was seeing the chick form the channel4 programme, 'Sugar' and Jessica Ennis! By Far The Pengest (Beautiful/Stunning) ladies on the night!

The performances were okay...although a couple things i need to ask....The chick singin with chipmunk....What was up with her hair???? She should sue her hair stylist....hallow'een is a month away...be patient woman!... although she has an amazing voice! I Have no problems with DJ Ironik Cos He is a bad boy DJ but i dont like his music ESPECIALLY TINY DANCER! I HATE THAT SONG! My 4th Wifey from the MOBO's (she doesnt kno yet) Miss Rowland (for now) had a terrible performance!...dispite the terrifying hair, her song was off key!....Not A Good Look Babes! Speaking Of Hair, It was NOT on point for the ladies last night! Alexandra Fashinu's Fringe Was Wrong and The chick from N-Dubz! The funny Thing about it was the Big Up Of The stylist! That was comedy gold right there or they fully dont rate the stylist and just wanted to bait him up! Finally Dappy's Drop/Dive....hahahaha Dat Was Jokes and Blaaaaad....I Never Knew He Had a son??? not like we're supposed to know but still! WOW! Ratings to them anyway! They Deserved All Their Glory Last Nite, although why were the people in their perfmance looking as if they were on sum RedBull and Ecstacy vibe!Loooolouder

Let's Analyze The Winners List:

Best UK Act

* Alesha Dixon
* Bashy
* Beverly Knight
* Chipmunk
* Dizzee Rascal
* DJ Ironik
* Donae'o
* Mr. Hudson
* N-Dubz (Winner)
* Tinchy Stryder

Now personally , what has Mr. Hudson??? and Beverly Knight Done to even be nominated???? MR HUDSON AND BEVERLY KNIGHT??? ARE YOU SiiiCK Braaaav? Where's Skepta? What about Jay Sean, the Guy That is taking the US by storm right now? Even Leona Lewis!...Naaaaaaah dat is not right!...Neitherless I Think The Deserved Winners Won....Big Up N-Dubz!...(I voted for them)

Best UK Newcomer

* Alexandra Burke
* Jade Ewen
* JLS (Winner)
* Laura Izibor
* Master Shortie

Alot Of People Were Puzzled by the nominees but i wasn't bothered, but i knew whom i wanted to win and they did, although kicking down chairs and almost 'mini-rioting' was quite comical to watch! (another vote i made)

Best R&B/Soul Act

* Beverley Knight
* Ciara
* Jeremih
* Keri Hilson (Winner)
* Lemar

No Arguement There, Although I Dont Think Her Performance great... infact it was Swag(Rubbish)....Who Clocked Her Bush showing through her white skin tight leggings???Loooolouder

Best Hip Hop Act

* Chipmunk (Winner)
* Dizzee Rascal
* Drake
* Eminem
* Kanye West

Erm......Big Up Chipmunk and Congrats but best Hip Hop???? ARE YOU SURE????? Wow! Im still Shocked That Giggs wasn't even a nominee! At Least Give It To An >>>ACTUAL<<< Hip Hop Act! N.M.N.B.S. (Nothing More Need Be Said) Best Reggae Act o Movado o Sean Paul (Winner) o Serani o Tarrus Riley o Vybz Kartel Well, Well, Well.....So Much For Gaza and Gully!....Personally I Have Nothing Against Sean Paul except the fact that after hearing all the songs off the album Dutty Rock 1Million Times On TV, Radio, Clubs(works + oceana, kingston lol)etc, sean paul was a 'no-longer' MVP aka Hot Property in the Reggae/Dancehall Game.....>>>How<<< did he beat the Likes of Vybz Kartel, Movado etc....well, it's decided by the 'general public' after all! Best Video o 'Bonkers' - Dizzee Rascal o 'Boy Does Nothing' - Alesha Dixon o 'Diamond Rings' - Chipmunk ft. Emeli Sande o 'Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)' - Beyonce (Winner) o 'Supernova' - Mr. Hudson ft. Kanye West I think if she didn't win, we wud have had a live transmission feed of Kanye Ranting or something! Out of that category except for Dizzee Rascal's, all the other videos were S***! Best International Act o Akon o Beyonce (Winner) o Ciara o Drake o Eminem o Jay Z o Kanye West o Keri Hilson o Lady Gaga o Mariah Carey As Long As Mr.GaGa Didn't Win I didn't Care! Best Song o 'Beat Again' - JLS (Winner) o 'Diamond Rings' - Chipmunk ft. Emeli Sande o 'Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes' - K.I.G. Family o 'Number One' - Tinchy Stryder ft. N-Dubz o 'Strong Again' - N-Dubz Okay, I only wanted them to win once, but hey, it's what the 'public' wanted right? It even seemed staged the way they were reacting to the win, almost as if they won a grammy!.... I have no hate on them but their song was NOT that great! I Was expecting K.I.G. or Tinchy Ft. N-dubz!?!?! Shocking! Best Album o '808s and Heartbreaks' - Kanye West o 'Catch 22' - Tinchy Stryder o 'Catch Me If You Can' - Bashy o 'I Am... Sasha Fierce' - Beyonce o 'Uncle B' - N-Dubz (Winner) No Arguement There! Best DJ o Manny Norte o Masterstepz o MistaJam o Ras Kwame o Rickie & Melvin o Sarah Love o Semtex o Shortee Blitz o Steve Sutherland o DJ Target o Tim Westwood o Trevor Nelson (Winner) Again No Arguement There! Best Jazz Act o Diana Krall o Herbie Hancock o Madeleine Peyroux o Melody Gardot o Yolanda Brown (Winner) I Would Have Preffered Madeleine Peyroux! But Im not fussed! Congrats To Ms Brown. Best African Act o Eidee o Mujava o Nneka (Winner) o Oumou Sangare o Salif Kelta Congrats to the beautiful Nneka aka my naija wife...Done Naija Proud and that heartbeat song is Liiiive! HOWEVER i agree with the majority of people that ask where were the nominations of D'banj, 9ice, 2Face....P-SQUARED???? VERY STRANGE! Best Gospel Act o Desire to Worship God o Kiki Sheard o Mary Mary o New Direction o Victizzle (Winner) Never Heard Of Him But It had a good beat to it! Congrats to him too! Positive God Praising Music! Now to the artists that i feel were robbed last night; DIZZEE RASCAL AND TINCHY STRYDER!........Tinchy's Twitter Update Showed His Frustration and I Believe almost every1 feels His pain!...The Guy has come from being the little kid amongst the Big MC's in the grime scene
to selling 1 MILLION Singles and achieveing Pop Star Status! The MOBOs *Shambolics Part 1!

*Shambolics Part 2.......Dizzee Rascal, in 2009 Alone, Has Achieved 3 No.1 Singles, and correct me if im wrong, Has the fastest selling Single of the yar for bonkers plus more, yet he went home with....NOTHING!!!.....MOBO's need to fix up...!



Wen I Saw Donaeo start singing i quickly rushed over and put on the surround sound and just before i cud put on that face(u kno the face that looks like u smelt sum1 drop one dirty eggy fart) and begin to dance, he was done!!!!!! He sat back down and dat was it!....*still scratching my head as i type this* then Egypt and her off beat self came on and the once favourite funky house song of mine became very cringe-worthy to listen to! Even The Jacksons Wern't Impressed! Lastly The headache song riddim aka Migraine Skank...HOW CAN THE BIGGEST AND ARGUEABLY ONE OF THE BEST FUNKY HOUSE SONGS NOT EVEN BE PERFORMED ON STAGE?!!?!?!?!? WTF????? The MOBO's BLATANTLY Dont rate Funky House! *Shambolics Part 3!

The Final Shambolics Of the night in which i quite politely put as my twitter status, "IM PISSED OFF...WHY ARE DEY JUST GIVING HIM A LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD NOW WEN HE'S PASSED AWAY? DEY DONT RATE FUCK THE MOBOS! KMT #fb"
Personally Why do we only recognize the good doings and achievements of an individual when they die? And The Mobo's tribute To The King Of Music, MICAHEL JACKSON Was rubbish!....1stly As Much as i congratulate their win in Britain's got talent(although flawless should have won), they keep Pissing Me off by having that little troll doll looking kid jump out of Nowhere!!!! Okay it was Excellent the 1st couple times but now their just milking the cow dry!!!KMT!

Overall The Mobos was erm......mediocre! Would I Watch it again.....Only God Knows but i doubt it!....im not saying it was a complete disaster but it was FAR from Good!...1000 Miles from it infact! They should try hosting the awards in Wales next year! If it still doesnt work, Northern Ireland Is The Last Try!...IF IT STILL FLOPS Then it's time for it to be dropped like Big Brother and call it a day!