Week 5 & 6: 40 Days And Forty Nights......and then Sum: The Facebook & Twitter Lenten Watch

"Lent's Over I take It"..."Ratings”…”i thought u would flop"..."are u gonna bang doe"...these are just some of many quotes that have been thrown towards me in conversation over the last fortnight. However,
6 Weeks Gone and 40 Days & 40 Nights Has Passed!!!

I have not logged into Twitter and Facebook since Wednesday 17^th February 2010. It’s been a LONG time but I’m Kool! I even started doubting myself, but hey, I’ve done it. I am now in the lap of honour period. Since it’s Holy Week, I’m going to keep it up and traditionally people go up to Easter Sunday for what they have given up. Good Discipline? Showing Off? What do you call it? Well, let’s just say sticking to your word with the man upstairs, WAAAAAAAYYYYY UPSTAIRS. “Brap-Brap, Zing-Zing, Way Upstairs Where The Man Dem are Blessed, Way Upstairs Where The Man Dem are Ble-Ble-Ble-Ble-Blessed”…ANYWHO…

But I think the real test has been not having Internet for the last 3 weeks!!!!! FRICKIN road works all over the place has messed up the entire internet. I have to go to university, load up flash player clips of South Park Episodes, The Office Episodes and anything else to keep me occupied. No Pun Intended! I have watched all my Martial Arts Kung Fu Collection VHS, Def Comedy Jam Box Set, Including that shitty disc, 2Raw4TV, more like 2BoringAndNotFunny4TV! I even watched old skool taped shows of Hanging Wid’ Mr Cooper, (Surprisingly not as funny; I’ve Matured Wisely in terms of humour), Different World (If You Don’t know about it then you need to get involved; that still made me Loloud) and obviously Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air.

I’ve also been back on the hunt for actors and actresses that would like to feature in my comedy sketches, as I draw ever so closer in finalizing the shooting schedules. Feezy’s World Of Comedy has been worked on throughout this whole period. A teaser sketch is due in the next fortnight so I’ll keep you all posted. Lastly, I’ve been working on a new project as column writer as a film editorial for the Kingston University Magazine. Due in late April so keep an eye out!

Don’t forget to check my TV-Review post too, New post up 2moro, Wednesday 31^st March.

Till Next Time,

InaBit

Week 3 & 4: 40 Days And Forty Nights......and then Sum: The Facebook & Twitter Lenten Watch

4 weeks, 1 month.....FOUR FRICKIN WEEKS....ONE FLIPPIN MONTH!!!!(technically it’s only 28 days if u wanna get bright) Those that didn't believe I could last 1 week..... go suck John McCririck's KoKo!! :o) iJokeiJokeiKidiKid . But seriously though many doubted me, MANY. Rumour had it that I had given into temptation because I failed to post a weekly update, but tit’s all lies. I’ve had physically drained week which encountered 3 matches in the space of 6 days. My final season with the Surrey Stingers American Football Team and we finished third place...but missed out on the play-offs via goal difference!...Bitter-Sweet has never been so imprinted in my life!...Dahhhhhhh Well, That’s Life! Back on to the Lenten, Let me repeat me-self, YES, ME-SELF...MY BLOG POSTS ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTAH DOES NOT MEAN I HAVE LOGGED INTO THEM!..AUTOMATIC POSTINGS PEOPLE!.....That’s aimed at team mates Ayo B, Nick B and Victor B! (notice their surnames begin with B).

The Last Two Weeks hasn’t even been a problem...in fact the whole prevention of it isn’t an issue....temptations is a r&b/soul band from the 60’s/70’s era to me. That’s how well and how far I’ve come. My uni mate N, actually gave me the most jokes yesterday lolouder, He Gave up chocolate and it was disturbingly funny how he was feeling because another friend was munching buttons and she kept rubbing it in his face. TEMPTATIONS!!! Hahahahaha too funny!

After a match against Kent up in Canterbury, I had an incident where I had a suspected fractured arm.....PISSED!.....FUCK Staying in A&E in Kent, I soldiered the pain back to ends, after 4 hrs, Although after hitting up Codeine Pills, I forgot and drank a double JD and despite trying all my best, passed out like a muvahFukah despite being warned by team mate JN. Next Morning I got the all clear after the most friendliest and touchy doctor examined me , feeling up my arm very subtly and took an X-ray....He was very Happy!..LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOUDER...NOT FEEZY!!!!!!!!! He Looked Like Hiro’s Dad From Heroes. (Oh The Irony In That loooooolouderthanloud) But that is also another reason why I was unable to post last week, and playing midweek hasn’t helped the recovery, as well as on Saturday and Sunday! I’m BOOOOOOAAAAWSSSSSSEEEE!

Lastly, I bumped into a couple heads in uni telling me to jump back on twitter, tweople that appreciate my tweets, unlike u facebookers, trying to say that facebook has turned eco-friendly since my hiatus. The Rudeness. Only 17 More Days! And To Add more trouble to my woe’s, I’ve had no internet for a week...NO INTERNET FOR A WEEK!...Now THAT, I Cant give up for lent! NOTFEEZY!

So...Tell Me What You Dont Like About Yourself?...SHITTEST ENDING EVER!

TV WEEKLY REPORT

I don’t know about you lot but since the live episode of eastenders, the telly has REALLY began to grind my gears. There is nothing worth watching anymore! Thank God I’ve been continuing my daily dosage of watching South Park & The Office re-runs. Thursday evening was a very sad moment in ‘feezyvision’ viewing history......NIP/TUCK is over....OVER! HOWEVER I was NOT IMPRESSED for all the wrong reasons....lemme break it down for you.

Plain and simply, the ending was shit....FUCKING COMES OUT UR BUM LIKE PEDIGREE CHUM DIARRHOEA SHIT! How can the final and 100th episode be so rubbish....was the creator, Ryan Murphy trying to punish us cos the show was cancelled?.. Either way, it will be remembered like it never happened....USELESS....Lost in the mind frame! KMT I am not impressed and VERY DISAPPOINTED! The 70 something year old Japanese porn star didn’t even impress me....it was like they just rolled over and gave up! I for one, as a true fan of Nip/Tuck, would probably have been able to write a much better ending than that crap. Sad Times regardless, Nip/Tuck WILL be missed!

The final season of LOST has been bestowed upon us and quite frankly, IM LOST!...Confused.com/sotheydidntcrashtheplaneallthistimethen.org….I have never ever been so baffled watching this show but it looks like it’s happening bit by bit! And pussyhole Claire is sum militant axe murderer?...SHAMBLES!...Sticking with American Shows, Thank God HEROES is over……what a load of Shropshire Farm Fed Horses’ Piping Hot pile of shit!.....it has COMPLETELEY gone of the rails, in fact de-railed cannot justify how badly it all went wrong…Faaaaaack! And This Glee Bullshit is getting annoying now….WE NEED SUMMIN ELSE!!!!!

Back to the Home front, Eastenders….Ohhhh Eastenders…*shakes head*…So Billy is a thief YET AGAIN and nobody suspects such a tramp like himself, can be splashing out on crater faced carol?!?!!!!....I guess it’s time for the writers to pick up that pipe again and come out with new storylines cos it’s been OVERLY SHIT the last two weeks.

As for variety shows there’s nothing good worth watching, whether it was to be laughed with or laughed at, like Take Me Out For Example….Wow that show was shit but funny cos of the characters aka fame hunters and desperados and the loser guys that came down the elevator skanking like doinks! Who remembers that guy on the 1st episode with contacts, singing Ne-Yo, sorry, MARIO’s song ‘Let me love you’???...What A Plonker!....

Any who, I need to check out the Oscars and see if it was REALLY worth watching!

Till Next Week,

InaBit!

Week 2: 40 Days And Forty Nights......and then Sum: The Facebook & Twitter Lenton Watch

Over 2 weeks gone and I’m still standing! Yep, F/T Watch has been easier to handle this week. The urges have almost entirely vanished. My Internet aka Mozilla seems to be thinking ‘WTF’, as I rarely use the damn thing. There’s nothing REALLY worth spending hours of internet *timage* (adding that word to my feezyvocabulary book) during the day without these social networking sites. Only to watch p... p... PROGRAMMES! Get Your Minds Out The Sewage Loooooolouder Gheeeeeeshhh! On a good note my battery life for my iPhone has been remarkable...I Only charge it ONCE A DAY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe next year I should give up the internet....yeah, when there’s a black PM! I did however have one crazy arse dream that I was forced to open my emails and read the comments on my hotmail account and I was bare vex cos I felt that I let people down, den as I woke up for work, PISSED OFF, I realized it was a dream! LOL.....Yes I know I have issues! But during my time without twitter and facebook, I have been very busy in the uni, work and career field. I had my 1st casting for a pilot sketch on Saturday and all 4 of the applicants were SHIT! Yes damit they were so shit that, I told them, as I quote, “erm okay that was alright, I’ll let u know, don’t call us....we won’t call u either”....kmt anyways I need a clear well spoken female to voice over a clip. The script isn’t even that hard...personally if I could, I would do it myself but shit happens init!...I’ve also found a way to edit my MTS files for my Ayia Napa footage from last summer!...TOO MUCH JOKES...some I will erase for certain reason *ahem*

Til Next Week

InaBit