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Saturday 25 December 2010

1inaBillionGuy's Radio Talk Show - Episode 12 (23/12/10) #MuzikRadio

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!
Hope you've all enjoyed your day so far! Right lemme keep it midget and sucre, We had a very Very VERY good talk show last Thursday! Episode 12 was a big talking issue that evening. We are 1 of the BIGGEST URBAN RADIO TALK SHOWS IN THE UK and without the listeners, it wouldn't be so a quick shout out to every1 that keeps it locked in and locked on and erm...yeah!
This show we discussed, Abortion, Can girls and boys JUST be friends, Can u find a partner ina rave and when is it suitable to lose your virginity. MAJOR INIT! But as usual, when we have topics that spark conflict we tend to not do our game show and that is what happened this week. No game show :o( Plus i lost my voice and weren't really feeling the vibes for it too tuff! ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Large to Management for passing by the show to see how we get to work and they were impressed so again, a big thank you to all those that support and keep it locked in!
Again, If you have queries or anything in regards to the show or want to send us in any suggestions or music or complaints, nah fu*% that, take your complaints elsewhere, the email is muzikradiotalkshow@yahoo.co.uk

Here's the link to the show. Thanks for listening, and keep it locked in every Thursday From 10pm only on Muzik Fm www.muzikradio.co.uk 104FM !
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Tuesday 21 December 2010

1inaBillionGuy's Radio Talk Show - Episode 11 (16/12/10) #MuzikRadio

What's good everybody, sorry for the late post!
 
Here is the link to last Thursday's show! Very controversial but still good times. Keeping it short and simple, large evey1 that tuned into the show, callers, texts, tweets, msn, facebook etc! 
 
Just want to give a quick apology to every1 in regards to the sound for 40 Min's of the show. Somebody messed up the phone line cable so the phone produced a very technical static noise. Needless to say, it was all sorted out!
 
If you have queries or anything in regards to the show or want to send us in any suggestions or music or complaints, nah fu*% that, take your complaints elsewhere! the email is muzikradiotalkshow@yahoo.co.uk

Here's the link to the show. Thanks for listening, and keep it locked in every Thursday From 10pm only on Muzik Fm www.muzikradio.co.uk 104FM !
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Sunday 12 December 2010

1inaBillionGuy's Radio Talk Show - Episode 10 (9/12/10)

What's Good everybody!

On this weeks show, we decided to talk about the following;

  • We discuss: The punishments nowadays are too soft. Should Capital Punishment Be Brought back into the Justice System?
  • We Discuss: Are you Born Gay or is it by Choice? 
  • We Ask: Females...If u found ur perfect man, looks, personality etc...But He's UNEMPLOYED & BROKE, Would You Still Date Him?
  • We Ask: Guys...Is there an INCREASE in the lack of classy etiquette ladies? Wud U date a chick that couldn't cook?
 We had a lot of Texts and Phone calls in regards to these topics so this one a good show to listen to.

Also We had We The UK Segment Part 2, where we played tracks by aspiring Musicians (THAT LISTEN 2 DA SHOW), 2 help spread their music. The following tracks;
  • Territory by Bread Boys
  • Immaculate Sh*t by Chockz
  • Use Me by Akmah d Enigma
  • Exclusive by Starz ft. Diverse
  • Amazing by Manic ft. Marshall McFly
  • Robot by BPM Ft. Nai Veronique
  • Gutter Music by CR
  • New Level by Jones 2.0
Then There was an introduction to a new game called FeezyFortunes. Basically go on YouTube and watch 'big money' on family fortunes. It's basically a ghetto urban version of that! Obviously we gave it a trail run and it wasn't really popular....BUT I'M GONNA PLAY IT AGAIN ANYWAYS! Then DJ Ballistic said he wants to play the Yes/No game because he wasn't feeling this game....SO i let him play.....AND HE FINALLY LOST!!!! The guy was baaaaaaaaaaaaaare upset in the studio 

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolouder!

Anyways here is the Show in two parts. The link likes to play itself so OBVIOUSLY you have to pause the 2nd clip! There was alot of up, downs and confusion as we were told the show is running to 12, only for us to be given permission last minute that we can now go on til 1! It's confusing! but yeah, Next week, Same time, 10-12 (POSSIBLE OVERTIME TIL 1) 
Thank you for listening, keep it locked!
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 Here Is Part 2 Of The Show

Saturday 4 December 2010

1inaBillionGuy's Radio Talk Show - Episode 9 (2/12/10)

What's Good everybody! Let me just "TRY" and keep it short 'n' sweet! {¬_¬}

So on this show we were supposed to have another UK Segment but due to the heavy demands of calls and texts and the most POWERFUL and THOROUGH talk show to date, we were unable to include this, nor were we able to play the new Feezy's Fortunes game. Great apologies to all those wanting to play the game and all the Artists that we promised to play their tracks. Next weeks show, we will start off with the UK Segment so tune in from early! You can watch misfits another time! YES I KNOW IT'S MISFITS THAT YOU LOT WATCH AT TEN! LOOOOOOLOUDER

ANYWAYS, I had to ride the show solo this week as DJ Ballistic had a booking and could not attend. Luckily DJ Serenity decided to stay and help do all the technicals as i am not a DJ....(I'm still practicing so you wait and see). This show was one of my best shows done because the context of the show stuck to it's core...A RADIO TALK SHOW! We debated and discussed, Guys, What would you do if you found out that the child you are Fathering is not yours? Ladies, What would you do if your partner hit you? We asked what ppl thought of the new government? We had to scratch that due to management not wanting any Wahala (problems). LASTLY, We asked if size/tightness matters....YEP! Very mixed views, VERY! LOOOOOOOLOUDERTHANLOUD

A Big shout out to all those that called in, and texted me and the twitter and facebook crew! Apologies to all those that tried getting through or did not get their texts/tweets read out!
***DUE TO THE SHOW GOING WELL OVER TIME (1hour 30 mins) THE SHOW DID NOT RECORD 15mins of the over time and we missed parts of the beginning of phone calls (in this part Ayo from The Family Season 3, Called in because he had a few "things" to get off his chest, and let every1 know the deals about his situation following the last tuesdays episode lol) but we have the last part of the interview so listen to the 2nd part of the show with the link underneath***

We also got #Muzikradio Trending as top UK Trend! Great job to everyone that kept it locked in and trended the damn thang! :o)

Anyways i hope you enjoy the show! Part 1 and Part 2 Are below. If they both start playing, pause the 2nd part, OBVIOUSLY Looooolouder....It will load depending on how fast your internet, Illegal wi-fi for some of you, is!

Follow myself, 1inaBillionGuy, DJ Ballistic and Now DJ Serenity on Twitter 

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Tune in next week Thursday @ 10PM  only on www.muzikradio.co.uk

Here's the last part of the show with Ayo from The Family.

Saturday 27 November 2010

1inaBillionGuy's Radio Talk Show - Episode 8 (25/11/08)

Welcome To The Radio Talk Show On Muzik FM!

Hosted By myself and DJ Ballistic, this week, we kept to our ORIGINAL SCHEDULED TIME SLOT of 10PM-12AM! (No over time as we had to attend a party *coughs* Til Two *coughs*)

This episode we discussed Voodoo, Juju, Black Magic, Witchcraft, Wizardry etc...Oh and Harry Potter! Looooooooooooolouder Yup!

***UK SEGMENT Debut***
It was decided that we will have a 20min segment dedicated to aspiring Artists in the UK, so all those that got back to myself and DJ Ballistic, we played their track on the show. I Can honestly say that the majority of the feedback on the Artists were positive, HOWEVER there were some negative criticisms :oS But u cant please everybody right?....(no answer needed)

Featured Artists - Twi Teacher, Leaghanna, Chockz The Rapper, Starz, Manic, Alanah, Terra Ft. Kirst Lou, AkinDenigmah.

And as usual, we played the Yes/No game....FROM NEXT WEEK IVE GOT A NEW GAME SO STAY TUNED FOR THE CHANE TO WIN £10 CREDIT, £10 WORTH Of KFC or for the ladies, A Date with DJ Ballistic or Guest Hoist DJ, DJ Serenity (Catch his show 8-10pm on Thursdays www.muzikradio.co.uk 104FM)

But here is the Latest show, hope u enjoy it...Tune in every Thursday from 10pm on muzik fm! If u have anything to say just let me know!

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Saturday 20 November 2010

1inaBillionGuy's Radio Talk Show Podcast - Episode 7 (18/11/10)

Here's The Link To Last Thursday's Talk Show With DJ Ballistic And DJ Serenity....The topics we covered were, "Are you Religious? If So do u believe that Sex b4 marriage is still a major sin, or do you think God has a understanding to the way in which society has changed?"..."Should Smacking children be re-enforced and no longer be against the law?"..."What was the worst punishment you received as a kid?" Plus we played the yes/no game and plenty in studio banter with calls and texts. Shout out to the Callers, Texts and Twitter Crew for keeping it locked every week!

Apologies for not playing a number of records as we stated and also the last 10 Min's of the show where the sound in the studio cut out. Also if we were unable read out your text or answer your, we suggest try calling in earlier!

Anyways i hope you enjoy the show!

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Tune in next week Thursday @ 10PM  only on www.muzikradio.co.uk

 

Wednesday 17 November 2010

POW POW POW.....2011 Or Leave It In 2004?

FEEZY = GASSSSEEEED......THIS IS VERY BIG.....MAYBE COS I HAD IT ON FULL BLAST WID THE HI-FI STEREO, OR MAYBE IT'S NOT GREAT....MAYBE COS I HAD A SHIT BORING DAY AT WORK?!?! HMMMM HAVE TO SEE IF IT HAS THE SAME EFFECT ON ME AS IT DID WHEN IT DROPPED A FEW MINUTES AGO...I THOUGHT WILEY KILLED IT, ALONG WID JME (IM SHOCKED) AND GHETTZ ALL WENT IN!...EVEN LETHAL B WAS OKAY-ISH(COS HE'S THE 1ST PERSON TO DROP A VERSE)...THE SONG IS HYPE....WUDDA BEEN BETTER IF TEMPA T AND SKEPTA WAS ON IT THO! TEDDY MUSIC DID THE TING.....BUT TUFACE N CHIPPY WERE POINTLESS! BUT IT STILL AINT BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL POW, IN MY OPINION!!!! WAS IT NECESSARY??? WAS IT CRAP??? WAS IT AVERAGE?? WHAT'S UR OPINION????


POW 2011 - LETHAL BIZZLE AND GUESTS (Radio rip)


Saturday 6 November 2010

1inaBillionGuy's Radio Talk Show Podcast - Episode 5 (4/11/10)

Welcome All back to my blog...Yes i have not posted anything up in a long time, but this has been due to work, uni, sorting out personal things and work, not forgetting to mention again, yes, WORK! Also with every1 becoming a blogger via "tumble dryer" (tumblr), i did not want to be deemed as part of the "new era" of blogging when i've been doing it for about 3 years...(p.s. I'm NOT in-directing this to anyone...if anything it's an open indirect...take it how you want)

ANYYYYYYYYHUUUUU enough of the jibba jabba, Ive recently netted myself a talk show on Muzik Radio at the end of September. Im on every Thursday Nite at 10-12 (most of the time, except the 1st show, went on til 1 AM) with DJ Ballistic of the Entertainment Cartel and with Guest DJ Serenity, who's show is previous to mine at 8pm-10pm, so lock into that as well. On the show, we discuss general everyday topics, some that people do not like talking about, and some that everybody has an opinion. The show is filled with in-studio banter, plenty jokes, especially with live callers. We have also introduced a classic game for callers to win a GREAT, "somewhat great" prize! LOOOOOOOOOOOLOUDER!

The podcast being posted is for my 5th show which took place on the 4th November. Due to the station moving localities, we have not been able to set up for the previous shows to be recorded, HOWEVER, at the temporary studio in Leyton, we have been able to accomplish this. I Also want to apologize in advance for the Microphone acting up this week. Next week we'll have it all sorted out!...So ladies and Gentlemen, here is the Live recorded show from last Thursday. Enjoy and spread the word. 1inaBillionGuy's Talk Show, Every Thursday night at 10pm on www.muzikradio.co.uk


Tuesday 7 September 2010

"You Look Like A Turd With Gold Teeth"

FLAVA FLAAAAAAAV GOT ROASTED

"You set Black People Back 20 years"

Big Shout Out To Chonette Virtue For Showing me this comedy central special. I Kid you not, i was laughing like a mad man...i have a headache infact. I know im late and this happened a while back but hey...what can i do?! If u you know who the people are, then you'll find it funny. From Katt Williams, To Snoop Dogg, To Jimmy Kimmel, To Bridgette Neilson, To Simmore...This Is great viewing. Also Flava Flav is just full of unlimited jokes...just look at him and hear him talk...mad man! Check it out!

Saturday 4 September 2010

It's The End Of The World! Paul Mooney Special

No matter what you may think about this guy, you always end up getting dragged into his realm of social awareness. Paul Mooney Says it how it is, or should (arguable). In This show in Las Vegas, Paul puts it all out, From Obama to The Civil War to The late Princess Diana. Paula Mooney Goes In and he is not using lubricant. This straight up raw show will have you laughing, thinking, agreeing and disagreeing. Either way, as my favourite stand up comic alive right now, Paul Mooney the legend lays it all out in this 1hr special. I Love this guy, he is real LOLOUDER Material. Check It Out below.


Tuesday 3 August 2010

EXCLUSIVE: SKEPTA Ft. Diddy Dirty Money - Hello Goodmorning Grime Remix

LOGAN SAMA PLAYED THE TRACK AS A WORLD EXCLUSIVE ON HIS SHOW A FEW MOMENTS AGO..... JUST LISTEN.... 1 WORD "BANGING"

Sunday 1 August 2010

Lisa It's Ur...Wedding Day, Happy, Wedding Day Lisa?!

This Is Funny Because It not only shows that time is flying, But also shows that we are getting old! WOW....i wonder if they're going to make an episode based on this...probably not. The Simpsons fell off a while back now! It was in the Sixth season which the episode featured. If you dont remember the episode here it is!


Monday 26 July 2010

Say It Isn't So? The UK Film Council Has To Go? Cameron You CU***!

What A Blow.....This Is Upsetting! The Tories Continue To Shake Up The Nation By axing an important source towards British Cinema. In the house of commons today it was announced as part of budget cuts that the UK FILM Council Is to be cancelled. Not many people know what the UK Film Council is or what they do, but to us film and media heads, this is a major knockout blow, especially to those including myself that are trying to break into the film making industry. In 10 years the UK Film Council (click on the highlighted link to see what they do) funded 900 films which have entertained over 200 million people and helped generate just under £1Billion!!! So the FUCKING TORIES think it's OK and reasonable to cut something so beneficial towards the film industry in the UK? The funniest and ONLY funniest thing about this is that The UK Film council is only costing £12million-£15million of tax payers money, yet its revenue intake is almost 400%. I Was watching sky news and they want to invest money in starting a British FBI....FOR WHAT?...From time we have the Mi5, Mi6, Why the need for a British FBI?...An excuse for Armed Officers maybe?

I Was very privileged to be given an exclusive screening to UK Film Council's Harry Brown, starring Michael Caine, in November last year, as part of London Film Week.  Either way it is a sad day for the British Film Industry. All u pricks that thought "oh I'm not gonna vote labour anymore cos of the Iraq war or cos I'm broke, so I'm voting Tory"...if u are trying to break it into the film industry...i shake my big head at you! Click on the link below for more information regarding the story.

Street Fighter X Tekken - Gameplay 1st Look

After Plugging In My Old PSX Console Last Week, I Realized That I Had A Box Load Of Chipped Games (3 for £10 at hackney wick market). However I Came Across a few non-chipped games including Tekken 3, In Which i believe is the best in the series and arguably the best fighting game on PSX. Yet despite hardly playing games consoles anymore, i occasionally use my PSP when on long travels or going to work. One of the games i play the most is the classic Street Fighter II which was major in the early 90's. I had it on the Sega Mega Drive aka Genesis. Usually games that coincide with each other get boring after a while. Those That remember games such as (click on the game title to jog your memory) X-Men vs Street Fighter and Marvel vs Capcom will get my drift. The Recent buzz behind 'Street Fighter X Tekken' managed to even get me excited. This has not happened since Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance on the PS2 was released. Although this is a joint development, Capcom and Namco are to release their own versions to coincide with its gamplay respectively (Tekken X Street Fighter). The crowd  reaction (it's jokes...they're getting well excited but so did i when i watched it) says it all, as much as some may argue its filled with gaming nerds! I For one am excited and cannot wait for the PS3 Release. Watch and judge for yourself. p.s. i am not a nerd!

Only Time Will Tell...


So it's been almost 5 months since my last blog post, however I drafted two posts which I never actually got round to finishing due to a number of things. Firstly after giving up Twitter and Facebook for 40+ days for Lent, I somewhat went on a bender to catch up and reply all my notifications and tweets respectively. Then I had an operation on my foot due to an ongoing injury from American Football with my University Team Surrey Stingers. We Missed out on the play-offs because we are a joint team and the BUAFL changed the stipulations. So after a successful operation I found myself on crutches for 8 weeks! This would lead me to missing the senior leagues with my new team, London Cobras.


You’d think I’d have all the time in the world to sit on my backside and blog as well as use social updating websites, but with crunch time at Uni underway and other personal issues, I just never got back into the blogging vibe! So I to those loyal readers, I do apologies and I will be back on my Blogging flex. Also been trying to sort a legal issue in regards to our media company in which it was declared that we stole the name from a group of people in Scotland …??? Yep! So we had to remove our Napa footage and poetry corner. However all should be cleared up in the next coming weeks so I will keep you informed. I have a lot of projects that I am currently underway in planning and producing, just putting the finishing touches before we start filming; Short films (1inaBillionEnt) and comedy sketches (Feezy's World of Comedy #FWOC) by yours truly :o) I Will keep you all updated on my Twitter

Tuesday 30 March 2010

Week 5 & 6: 40 Days And Forty Nights......and then Sum: The Facebook & Twitter Lenten Watch

"Lent's Over I take It"..."Ratings””i thought u would flop"..."are u gonna bang doe"...these are just some of many quotes that have been thrown towards me in conversation over the last fortnight. However,
6 Weeks Gone and 40 Days & 40 Nights Has Passed!!!
I have not logged into Twitter and Facebook since Wednesday 17th February 2010. It’s been a LONG time but I’m Kool! I even started doubting myself, but hey, I’ve done it. I am now in the lap of honour period. Since it’s Holy Week, I’m going to keep it up and traditionally people go up to Easter Sunday for what they have given up. Good Discipline? Showing Off? What do you call it? Well, let’s just say sticking to your word with the man upstairs, WAAAAAAAYYYYY UPSTAIRS. “Brap-Brap, Zing-Zing, Way Upstairs Where The Man Dem are Blessed, Way Upstairs Where The Man Dem are Ble-Ble-Ble-Ble-Blessed”…ANYWHO…

But I think the real test has been not having Internet for the last 3 weeks!!!!! FRICKIN road works all over the place has messed up the entire internet. I have to go to university, load up flash player clips of South Park Episodes, The Office Episodes and anything else to keep me occupied. No Pun Intended! I have watched all my Martial Arts Kung Fu Collection VHS, Def Comedy Jam Box Set, Including that shitty disc, 2Raw4TV, more like 2BoringAndNotFunny4TV! I even watched old skool taped shows of Hanging Wid’ Mr Cooper, (Surprisingly not as funny; I’ve Matured Wisely in terms of humour), Different World (If You Don’t know about it then you need to get involved; that still made me Loloud) and obviously Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air.

I’ve also been back on the hunt for actors and actresses that would like to feature in my comedy sketches, as I draw ever so closer in finalizing the shooting schedules. Feezy’s World Of Comedy has been worked on throughout this whole period. A teaser sketch is due in the next fortnight so I’ll keep you all posted. Lastly, I’ve been working on a new project as column writer as a film editorial for the Kingston University Magazine. Due in late April so keep an eye out!

Don’t forget to check my TV-Review post too, New post up 2moro, Wednesday 31st March.

Till Next Time,

InaBit

Wednesday 17 March 2010

Week 3 & 4: 40 Days And Forty Nights......and then Sum: The Facebook & Twitter Lenten Watch


4 weeks, 1 month.....FOUR FRICKIN WEEKS....ONE FLIPPIN MONTH!!!!(technically it’s only 28 days if u wanna get bright) Those that didn't believe I could last 1 week..... go suck John McCririck's KoKo!! :o) iJokeiJokeiKidiKid . But seriously though many doubted me, MANY. Rumour had it that I had given into temptation because I failed to post a weekly update, but tit’s all lies. I’ve had physically drained week which encountered 3 matches in the space of 6 days. My final season with the Surrey Stingers American Football Team and we finished third place...but missed out on the play-offs via goal difference!...Bitter-Sweet has never been so imprinted in my life!...Dahhhhhhh Well, That’s Life! Back on to the Lenten, Let me repeat me-self, YES, ME-SELF...MY BLOG POSTS ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTAH DOES NOT MEAN I HAVE LOGGED INTO THEM!..AUTOMATIC POSTINGS PEOPLE!.....That’s aimed at team mates Ayo B, Nick B and Victor B! (notice their surnames begin with B).

The Last Two Weeks hasn’t even been a problem...in fact the whole prevention of it isn’t an issue....temptations is a r&b/soul band from the 60’s/70’s era to me. That’s how well and how far I’ve come. My uni mate N, actually gave me the most jokes yesterday lolouder, He Gave up chocolate and it was disturbingly funny how he was feeling because another friend was munching buttons and she kept rubbing it in his face. TEMPTATIONS!!! Hahahahaha too funny!

After a match against Kent up in Canterbury, I had an incident where I had a suspected fractured arm.....PISSED!.....FUCK Staying in A&E in Kent, I soldiered the pain back to ends, after 4 hrs, Although after hitting up Codeine Pills, I forgot and drank a double JD and despite trying all my best, passed out like a muvahFukah despite being warned by team mate JN. Next Morning I got the all clear after the most friendliest and touchy doctor examined me , feeling up my arm very subtly and took an X-ray....He was very Happy!..LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOUDER...NOT FEEZY!!!!!!!!! He Looked Like Hiro’s Dad From Heroes. (Oh The Irony In That loooooolouderthanloud) But that is also another reason why I was unable to post last week, and playing midweek hasn’t helped the recovery, as well as on Saturday and Sunday! I’m BOOOOOOAAAAWSSSSSSEEEE!

Lastly, I bumped into a couple heads in uni telling me to jump back on twitter, tweople that appreciate my tweets, unlike u facebookers, trying to say that facebook has turned eco-friendly since my hiatus. The Rudeness. Only 17 More Days! And To Add more trouble to my woe’s, I’ve had no internet for a week...NO INTERNET FOR A WEEK!...Now THAT, I Cant give up for lent! NOTFEEZY!

Tuesday 9 March 2010

So...Tell Me What You Dont Like About Yourself?...SHITTEST ENDING EVER!

TV WEEKLY REPORT

I don’t know about you lot but since the live episode of eastenders, the telly has REALLY began to grind my gears. There is nothing worth watching anymore! Thank God I’ve been continuing my daily dosage of watching South Park & The Office re-runs. Thursday evening was a very sad moment in ‘feezyvision’ viewing history......NIP/TUCK is over....OVER! HOWEVER I was NOT IMPRESSED for all the wrong reasons....lemme break it down for you.
Plain and simply, the ending was shit....FUCKING COMES OUT UR BUM LIKE PEDIGREE CHUM DIARRHOEA SHIT! How can the final and 100th episode be so rubbish....was the creator, Ryan Murphy trying to punish us cos the show was cancelled?.. Either way, it will be remembered like it never happened....USELESS....Lost in the mind frame! KMT I am not impressed and VERY DISAPPOINTED! The 70 something year old Japanese porn star didn’t even impress me....it was like they just rolled over and gave up! I for one, as a true fan of Nip/Tuck, would probably have been able to write a much better ending than that crap. Sad Times regardless, Nip/Tuck WILL be missed!

The final season of LOST has been bestowed upon us and quite frankly, IM LOST!...Confused.com/sotheydidntcrashtheplaneallthistimethen.org….I have never ever been so baffled watching this show but it looks like it’s happening bit by bit! And pussyhole Claire is sum militant axe murderer?...SHAMBLES!...Sticking with American Shows, Thank God HEROES is over……what a load of Shropshire Farm Fed Horses’ Piping Hot pile of shit!.....it has COMPLETELEY gone of the rails, in fact de-railed cannot justify how badly it all went wrong…Faaaaaack! And This Glee Bullshit is getting annoying now….WE NEED SUMMIN ELSE!!!!!

Back to the Home front, Eastenders….Ohhhh Eastenders…*shakes head*…So Billy is a thief YET AGAIN and nobody suspects such a tramp like himself, can be splashing out on crater faced carol?!?!!!!....I guess it’s time for the writers to pick up that pipe again and come out with new storylines cos it’s been OVERLY SHIT the last two weeks.

As for variety shows there’s nothing good worth watching, whether it was to be laughed with or laughed at, like Take Me Out For Example….Wow that show was shit but funny cos of the characters aka fame hunters and desperados and the loser guys that came down the elevator skanking like doinks! Who remembers that guy on the 1st episode with contacts, singing Ne-Yo, sorry, MARIO’s song ‘Let me love you’???...What A Plonker!....

Any who, I need to check out the Oscars and see if it was REALLY worth watching!

Till Next Week,

InaBit!

Friday 5 March 2010

Week 2: 40 Days And Forty Nights......and then Sum: The Facebook & Twitter Lenton Watch

Over 2 weeks gone and I’m still standing! Yep, F/T Watch has been easier to handle this week. The urges have almost entirely vanished. My Internet aka Mozilla seems to be thinking ‘WTF’, as I rarely use the damn thing. There’s nothing REALLY worth spending hours of internet *timage* (adding that word to my feezyvocabulary book) during the day without these social networking sites. Only to watch p... p... PROGRAMMES! Get Your Minds Out The Sewage Loooooolouder Gheeeeeeshhh! On a good note my battery life for my iPhone has been remarkable...I Only charge it ONCE A DAY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe next year I should give up the internet....yeah, when there’s a black PM! I did however have one crazy arse dream that I was forced to open my emails and read the comments on my hotmail account and I was bare vex cos I felt that I let people down, den as I woke up for work, PISSED OFF, I realized it was a dream! LOL.....Yes I know I have issues! But during my time without twitter and facebook, I have been very busy in the uni, work and career field. I had my 1st casting for a pilot sketch on Saturday and all 4 of the applicants were SHIT! Yes damit they were so shit that, I told them, as I quote, “erm okay that was alright, I’ll let u know, don’t call us....we won’t call u either”....kmt anyways I need a clear well spoken female to voice over a clip. The script isn’t even that hard...personally if I could, I would do it myself but shit happens init!...I’ve also found a way to edit my MTS files for my Ayia Napa footage from last summer!...TOO MUCH JOKES...some I will erase for certain reason *ahem*

Til Next Week

InaBit

Saturday 27 February 2010

TAXI FOR TERRY....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Well Done Wayne......Although PERSONALLY I Would Have Given Him a Screwface and a Middle Finger, Then break his legs, sorry, 'TACKLE' him, on the pitch! Maybe Do A sly stomp in the crotch too!....But This Made Me Laugh and the result of the match went fine wid my crumpets for brunch!....TAXI FOR TERRY........

Friday 26 February 2010

40 Days And Forty Nights......and then Sum: The Facebook & Twitter Lenton Watch - Week 1


“that’s shit feezy, why not give up twitter entirely?” “you can’t give up facebook, why you tryin it for” “u....not on facebook and twitter?...til Easter Sunday?!..hahaha yeah, and I’m a virgin that so happens to have an STD”.......etc etc.

I’ve always wondered how long I can go without updating my facebook status or tweet excessively. I’ll say maybe between 2days & 2 weeks(facebook record for me in summer 08). People assume that if I DONT tweet/fb then something is wrong....I DO ACTUALLY HAVE A LIFE...and it shamefully DOES involve These two networking sites!.LOOOOLOUDER

Now before anyone starts with their unwanted bickering, I have enabled my blog to automatically post itself on my facebook and twitter, so don’t for 1 tenth of a milli(no weezy) second think that I am on twitter and facebook when u see a my BlogSpot post...just read it and comment init!...also for my tweople (that’s twitter talk for people) my horoscope(twitterscope) updates itself too so don’t think I’m on twitter as well!...have faith in a guy.....sorry, 1inaBillionGuy! *hahaha I’m so vein at times*

The decision came, I was going to give them both up for lent!..... it was very tough, cos that night Sammy flyusi showed me sum group on facebook dat made me cry of laughter...I even thought I pulled a hernia.....how can sum group on facebook be exposing hoes, man hoes, dick suckers, pussy lickers, octopussy involvers, arse munchers the whole shabang!.....IT WAS ALOT MATE! However like many others, I was scanning through the pics and vids to see if I knew anybody there....THANK GOD I DIDNT! WUDDA BEEN TEECHNICAL IF FAMILY OR SUM1 UR INVOVLED WITH OR EVEN YOURSELF IS BAITED UP ON DER!....the group was called sumin like, “join and expose hoes etc”.....I was so vex dat I was leaving facebook just as things started getting interesting! Wat I mean by that is the stupidity that engrossed the group....people were uploading pics of randoms just for laughs, even if they weren’t boshes!....LOOOLOUDERTHANEVERTHISDECADE, how can I see sum little boy uploaded on the group, Just posing there.....it was hilarious mate!....im even laughing about it right now!....but yh dat was my last jokes of the moment! Den I see sum1 aka marlo gillie message me just as I was logging out saying, “hurry up and leave quietly” LOOOOOOOOLOUD THE CHEEK!

I Have actually had dreams about twitter and facebook!...SAD I KNOW!......but it only lasted til the weekend!....ive had mad dreams after that...check out my dreams BlogSpot! Up 2moro!..Also, 50p a day is being donated to charity from my fellow tweeties and twittermen so I’m doing dis religiously, and for charity too...but I believe the money shud go to my bank account NO STEREOTYPES PLEASE!....Overall, week 1 and I’m kool, not worrying bout it as much, I even deleted the apps off my phone for safe measures......check my blog, actually, READ MY BLOG!...also check out Deena Sket....dat has kept me OVER entertained! Lolouder

InaBit

1inaBillionGuy

Thursday 25 February 2010

Brand New, BRAND NEW???

Very Short Introduction But Firstly A Very Bilated Happy New Decade & Year!..............

I Have Been Busier Than Busy.................Lol Uni, Work etc

I will later go ahead and announce the results of the Top Ten Albums Of The Year 09 (Oct 2008 - Nov 2009) - The reason i have put october is because you have to give an album at least 2-3 months to fully acknowledge its greatness right?....yeah, exactly!....but these arent on the poll i put out...most of your opinions were quite frankly.....crap! SORRY! LOL but im basing it on constant rotation in my car, iPhone, Laptop Etc...

Also Ive got some post on artists to look out for, UK Music Artists only though!....It's always USA This and That, Blah Blah Blah....But It's all to look forward to During Easter....

Television has been on some mad fuckery as well.....EASTENDERS, especially with the Whole WHO DunnIT Fiasco(i think it SHOULD have been Ben that killed Archie but Dahhhh) has had the nation gripped....well most of anyways.....I am actually upset i was not able to involve myself in the regular twitter commentary during the Live 25th anniversary episode but dahhh well.....I will also mention the Infamous NO LIKEY, NO LIGHTY....hahahaha Take Me Out...(Another Commentary missed on twitter; i was actually pissed off about this one but dahhhh)

I was also gonna do a post on cheetah woods but looks like another disgrace on the homefront has added a dent into the african and caribbean society....YEP ASHLEY DICKHEAD COLE!......but dats all to come sooner than a premature ejaculater...

I am Also introducing my new Blogpost which i have had in th emaking but also not been free or simply forgot about.....i have alot of weird dreams so im gonna share the ones i can remember and just let you all know what goes on in Feezy world when he hits the sack....
THE BIG BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD OF FEEZY IS THAT FOR LENT THIS YEAR, I HAVE GIVEN UP TWITTER AND FACEBOOK!...................... Yep!....it's been 1 painful week already but i will keep a week post up of my progression....right now it's okay, but i tell you, IT WAS A NIGHTMARE....LITERALLY.....But i believe i will be able to focus on my writing and directing more, rather than tweet all fucking day (WHICH I MISS, ESPECIALLY THE TRENDING TOPICS).

Eastenders is coming on tho so i'll be back......peace!